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Barber Your hair is getting grey SirCustomer from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

Why does a barber never shave a from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

Whats a barbers favourite kind of holiday from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.

How much for a haircut Barber Fifteen from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

A punk walked into a barbers shop from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"

A man sitting in a barbers chair from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."

Why do barbers make good drivers Because from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.

Why do baldheaded men never use keysBecause from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

Doctor doctor can you give me something from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

Whats your dad getting for Christmas Bald from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.

Americas oldest lady was years old today from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald.

Look at that bald man over there from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.

What do you call an English teacher from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!

First boy My dad saw a horrible from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

A cowboy walked into a barber shop from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

Your so bald your bald Hair and from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
Your so bald your bald

I had a dream you were a from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.

a guy was teased everywhere of his from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!'

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE from Flashcomment Hair and bald jokes Jokes
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.